My Confessions.

Yesterday will definitely go somewhere on top of my most memorable/embarrassing moments. Halfway home from a good day of surfing at the beach. I realized my tummy didn't agree with what i had for dinner. And since there were no bathrooms around, i had to suppress the need.

Alas, after almost an hour of driving i saw a bathroom sign. Eager to go, i sat on the toilet. I feel the sudden relief from desperation.

Now relaxed, i noticed there were no toilet paper around. Another level of desperation envelops me. "What do i do?" i asked myself. Scrambling and fumbling, i look into my bag. All that was in there are my board shorts which is my favorite and some new shirt.

I was considering leaving like that, but something inside me told me, "Not when you're wearing something white!". At that moment i saw my wallet. If i was in a movie, this would be the time where a choir starts singing "Hallelujah" in the background and a ray of light comes down from the ceiling. Yes, i made it!

For years my Girlfriend has been telling me to clean out the receipts in my wallet. I'm glad my passiveness has proven to be a good thing and i can tell her, "i told you so".